Chic Italian
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DEAD BIRD
“Oh, look at the dead bird.”
Ah Beng looked skyward and said “Where, Where got?”
ITALIAN
To impress his date, the young man took her to a very chic Italian restaurant.
After sipping some fine wine, he picked up the menu and ordered.
“We’ll have the Giuseppe Spomdalucci,” he said.
“Sorry, sir,” said the waiter. “That’s the owner.”
hi ralph! you must have had a bad day or no sense of humor ! anyway thanks buddy ! you are free to comment .
ya betul very funny crab like
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Old World Italian Scrolling Wrought Iron Metal Wall Shelf Set of 2 $54.99 Wall Shelf – Tuscan Scrolling Wrought Iron Wall Shelf Set of 2 Decorate any room in your house with this charming set of wrought iron wall shelves. Especially suited for a bathroom, study, or entryway, the scrolling design and brown finish are a classic home decor design. Shelves feature slatted tops. Set of 2. Small is 21.75″Lx7.5″H x 6.5″D (from wall). |
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Blue Sunflowers Design Provence French Jacquard Weave Set of 6 Dinner Napkins $59.95 These cotton napkins are a Jacquard weave, named after the process that was invented in France. The design is woven in the fabric, not printed, resulting in a rich vibrant design that will not fade…. |
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Brown Butterfly Crystal Paperweight $11.99 3.15 inches in diameter, this dome shaped crystal paperweight features a brown butterfly motif, which is magnified through the glass…. |
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Swordfish [Region 2] $6.50 Swordfish is a superficial movie, so let’s address the superficial facts: Halle Berry was well paid to bare her breasts in this gratuitous cyber-action thriller, and while Berry’s many fans will enjoy a cheap drool at the actress’s expense, her brief topless scene doesn’t justify this insipid parade of glossy violence from the director of 2000’s Gone in 60 Seconds. Add yet another notch in John Tr… |
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Out for Justice [Region 2] $22.84 Steven Seagal has always been an awkward action hero. Initially, he had a certain amount of credibility thanks to his nebulous association with secret government agencies and mastery of aikido, which helped to excuse his bad acting. But as a self-righteous action hero in the vein of Schwarzenegger and Stallone (which helps to explain his bad acting), Seagal fell into unintentional self-parody fast… |
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Cucina Purifying Hand Wash Refill, 32 Fluid Ounces … |
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L’eau Cheap & Chic By Moschino For Women. Eau De Toilette Spray 1.7 Ounces $17.99 L’eau de Cheap & Chic by Moschino for Women is a sprakling fragrance with a floral bouquet…. |
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Cucina Soap and Hand Lotion Duos in Ceramic Bottles, Coriander and Olive Tree $36.00 Presented in a bamboo holder, which is recognized as a renewable resource, these ceramic bottles hold 225, or 7.6 fluid ounces of biodegradable hand wash and regenerating hand cream. Cucina hand wash and hand cream are formulated with first cold pressed extra virgin olive oil and other olive derivatives with purifying and moisturizing properties…. |
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De AGOSTINI – Rugged-Chic Large Italian Leather Satchel This bag may be generous in size, but it’s the small details that make all the difference: contrast stitching, antique-finish studs and hardware, heavy-duty metal zippers, and more. Make your friends and co-workers green with envy with this gorgeous rugged-chic Italian leather bag! Father Alberto María De Agostini was an Italian missionary, mountaineer, explorer, author, geographer, ethnographer… |
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Embassy Black Italian StoneDesign Genuine Leather Shoulder Bag $12.00 Features western styling including studding alligator grain finish large front pocket roomy divided interior and zippered closures. Measures 14″ x 131/2″ x 43/4″…. |